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T-shirts in movie: Eastbound & Down

No Bitch Ass Ness Shirt

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No bitch ass ness; is there really any phrase that embodies Kenny Powers more? Throughout Eastbound & Down we saw that Kenny not only dislikes but also doesn’t tolerate bitchassness wherever he goes (less the beginning of season 04).

This is a mantra every man should live by; remind those all around you with this t-shirt.

Taters N Tits Shirts

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TNT, you know what it stands for? The T is for taters, N is for and, and the final T; tits. Taters N Tits was Kenny Powers’ genius restaurant chain idea. Sure, it never went past a mall kiosk, but it was just as brilliant as Leonardo DiCaprio’s revelation about gravity.

Follow the link below to get your very own Taters N Tits t-shirt, just like the one Stevie wore in Eastbound & Down.

Kenny’s Leopard Tank Top

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Like the animal spirit of Kenny Powers, the cheetah on this tank top is ruthless and quick to take down it’s prey. If Eastbound & Down taught us anything, nothing will or did stop Kenny from accomplishing every single one of his missions; like a cheetah to gazelle he always got the kill.

Finding the same exact tank as he wore in the show was difficult so I found this other cheetah tank. It’s pretty much just as cool, and you won’t have to find a way to change yourself if you ever happened to be in the presence of Kenny.

Break ya’ off some.

I Don’t Do Drugs Shirt

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This t-shirt says ‘I Don’t Do Drugs I Just Smoke Weed.’ While I agree that drugs =/= marijuana; Kenny Powers certainly did more than just smoke weed in Eastbound & Down.

The t-shirt is funny though. 450 braise it.

Blink If You Want Me Shirt

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Don’t even give them a chance to turn you down. When you wear Kenny Powers’ ‘blink if you want me’ t-shirt from Eastbound & Down, the moment someone lays eyes on you, they’ve already given you an open invitation to move in. As with most of the shirts (and attitude) that Kenny has, this is one of the most appropriate shirts you’ll own.

Property Of Your Mom Shirt

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Kenny Powers wore a shirt that said ‘property of your mom xxl’ in Eastbound & Down. Basically he is saying he dates your mother.

Kenny Powers dates your mother; let that soak in for a minute.

I Rented This Hooker Shirt

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This is the perfect shirt for family photos or job interviews. It says “I Rented This Hooker” and has an arrow point to the left. Not only does it show off the fact that you have a terrific sense of humor, but also that your taste in comedy and clothes is quite damn classy, just like Kenny Powers in Eastbound & Down.

More Blessed To Give Than Receive Shirt

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The saying on this t-shirt, it is more blessed to give than to receive, is from the Bible. Of course in Eastbound & Down Kenny was most likely not wearing it to quote Acts 20:35 and be holy, but rather as a subtle hint to all the concubines he took up with.

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